Cheeky Pornament Stiff Package
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First of all, Kris Kringle is JACKED these days. Secondly, that's definitely not a stuffed animal in that package. Remember Los Lonely Boys? Yeah, refer to their song Dick in a Box
. Ho ho holy sh*t, Santa is a naughty old grey pube.
- Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
- Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
- Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7 " tall and under one pound
- Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell
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